All I want for Christmas is a divorce!

In this KeyNote, family lawyers Zoe Bloom and Claudie Paddick take an alternative approach to articulating the frustrations often felt by many married couples in the aftermath of the holiday season.

Christmas ... ‘tis the season to be jolly ...
Jolly cross
Jolly upset
Jolly had enough ...

The twinkling lights, festive decs, gifts around the tree
Don't always lead to a contented family ...
Festive drinks, gifts and laughter
Surely should lead to happy ever after?

The kids’ Christmas panto attended alone
My once-warm heart is turning to stone
A loving glance once held so dear
Now across the room I see a sneer.

The office party, you came home so late
Tousled, almost ravaged, what can be our fate?
I'm tired and lonely, crazy with doubt
I'm thinking of how I can find my way out.

A turkey from Lidl instead of Waitrose
Eau de toilette (not perfume) that gets up the nose
A hastily bought ticket with so little thought
Is it any wonder the atmosphere’s so fraught?

The New Year arrives but only brings gloom
As you look at the stranger on the opposite side of the room
My resolution is decided, the appointment shall be made
As those close, loving memories wither and fade.

I'm standing on the steps, about to ring the bell
I'm feeling optimistic … I'm sure we’ll get on well
Divorce? It's very frightening ... I guess we'll have to see
At least I'm making a bit of a start ... the first one ... it’s for free!

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